Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

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everyone who likes coconut water is lying

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'The Maze Runner' press conference

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mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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when the back of my neck gets tickled
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What the fuck happened to that plane

it got tickled on the back of its neck

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Ellen: You’re an idiot.
Jared: But an adorable one, right?
Ellen: No. Just an idiot.
Jared: I can’t.
Peter: I think you’re adorable.
Jared: Thanks, buddy. Right back at ya.

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