Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?
Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.
"what classes are you taking this semester"
when the back of my neck gets tickled
What the fuck happened to that plane
it got tickled on the back of its neck
Ellen: You’re an idiot.
Jared: But an adorable one, right?
Ellen: No. Just an idiot.
Jared: I can’t.
Peter: I think you’re adorable.
Jared: Thanks, buddy. Right back at ya.